From The Register:
“For the employed, Big Brother is a bafflingly successful Channel 4 cash cow whereby a squawking gaggle of future ex-z-listers are put in a cage for what seems like a decade, and stared at by idiots.
We’d like to give a full run down of the compelling ins and outs inside the pigpen that have led to the current crisis, but we really can’t be bothered. Public service broadcaster The BBC has kindly swallowed that mind-jellifying pill for us here.®”
So there, all you people who watch Big Brother. Nah nah nahhh. :-P